sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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