how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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