She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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