Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She bit a glass in half.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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