Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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