i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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