The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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