Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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