How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Randomize
