I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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