Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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