Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Your dad touched me again.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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