Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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