is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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