She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
