Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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