I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
