so explain again why im purple
no
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Are we still banned from the library?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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