My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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