I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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