Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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