i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he laminated a picture of his dick.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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