I feel great
I just peed on a car
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
