just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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