we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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