You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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