It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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