We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
North Korea, Best Korea!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
They are going to name an STD after you.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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