You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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