marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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