Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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