I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
