It's just like the Real World with babies
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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