guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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