If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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