Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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