Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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