i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
