it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
