I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I know her cup size but not her name....
I woke up under a house in Key West
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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