I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
this will be a night to untag.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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