some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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