Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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