is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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