You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
