I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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