Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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