I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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