OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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