Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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