non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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