Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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