Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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