We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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