Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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