Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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