ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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